Furries in Second Life undercover operation has been exposed to public by me. Furries are members of the Linden Witness Protection Program that hide among us. Who knows who they are? Maybe crooks, thieves or strippers with poor talent. Now you might be wondering how I found it out. Cause I’m on of them, 😂…
The Sphere Second Life Society is claiming all over the metaverse that Second Life is a sphere and not a flat world like Linden says. This is a group of evil and nasty avatars that normally meet in the same region and share stupid ideas. One of these ideas became the most stupid conspiracy theory…
Avatars can’t drink alcohol yet because Second Life is technically only 17 years old. Linden sent a memo to all the employees last month reminding everybody avatar are still underage, and buying booze and drinking is still illegal. “If avatars can’t drink, call it the Sober Grid” – someone yelled from the other side of…
Recent studies by Linden Lab have confirmed the theory that Second Life Generation Z users have no idea of many things. Are they ignorant? Hard to say. They don’t know how to use a map, unless it’s google maps. They don’t know how to stamp a letter and yes, they have no freaking idea what…
A few days ago, Linden searched on the database to find out how many virgin avatars were left with payment info on file. The result was 25 virgin avatars. “At first, we thought .. really? So many?”. – A linden employee stated. “We took the files to an auditing firm, which that gave their approval”….
Second Life Serial Killer finds out in jail that her victims were never death. They were just teleported home. During her interview with the Second Life Gazette, she blamed Linden: “I always thought death was a serious game here. Not this prank. There ain’t no future for killer in this charade!!” – then she added….
New Second Life breedables Rednecks have been introduced inworld. Unlike any other type of breedable like meeros, horses, feenux, dogs, butterfiles etc. they rarely breed with other companions, they like inbreeding. Buy a few rednecks and let them mate in your backyard. Unfortunately after a few generations, your rednecks will stop mating. They will spend…
Twister game ended up in a wild orgy. All participants blame the red hand in the middle of the game. Something triggered the adult hud of one participant
A Cat Lady in Second Life has run out of prims. Linden Employees are not sure how to proceed since the Lady can’t afford more tier.
Philip Rosedale Alts have been found hidden in a region after a rolling restart. Soon, the alts will take a position in the Board