Tags : Humor

Furries in Second Life Are Witness Protection Program Members

Furries in Second Life undercover operation has been exposed to public by me. Furries are members of the Linden Witness Protection Program that hide among us. Who knows who they are? Maybe crooks, thieves or strippers with poor talent. Now you might be wondering how I found it out. Cause I’m on of them, 😂 […]Read More

Conspiracy Theorists Say Second Life is a Sphere

The Sphere Second Life Society is claiming all over the metaverse that Second Life is a sphere and not a flat world like Linden says. This is a group of evil and nasty avatars that normally meet in the same region and share stupid ideas. One of these ideas became the most stupid conspiracy theory […]Read More

Linden Warns Second Life is Only 17, Avatars Can’t Drink Yet

Avatars can’t drink alcohol yet because Second Life is technically only 17 years old. Linden sent a memo to all the employees last month reminding everybody avatar are still underage, and buying booze and drinking is still illegal. “If avatars can’t drink, call it the Sober Grid” – someone yelled from the other side of […]Read More

Confirmed! Generation Z Users Don’t Know What Bullfighting is

Recent studies by Linden Lab have confirmed the theory that Second Life Generation Z users have no idea of many things. Are they ignorant? Hard to say. They don’t know how to use a map, unless it’s google maps. They don’t know how to stamp a letter and yes, they have no freaking idea what […]Read More

Linden Reunites the 25 Virgin Avatars Left in Second Life

A few days ago, Linden searched on the database to find out how many virgin avatars were left with payment info on file. The result was 25 virgin avatars. “At first, we thought .. really? So many?”. – A linden employee stated. “We took the files to an auditing firm, which that gave their approval”. […]Read More

Serial Killer Finds Out in Jail Her Victims Were Always Teleported Home

Second Life Serial Killer finds out in jail that her victims were never death. They were just teleported home. During her interview with the Second Life Gazette, she blamed Linden: “I always thought death was a serious game here. Not this prank. There ain’t no future for killer in this charade!!” – then she added. […]Read More

New Second Life Breedables Rednecks

New Second Life breedables Rednecks have been introduced inworld. Unlike any other type of breedable like meeros, horses, feenux, dogs, butterfiles etc. they rarely breed with other companions, they like inbreeding. Buy a few rednecks and let them mate in your backyard. Unfortunately after a few generations, your rednecks will stop mating. They will spend […]Read More