After being off for 15 years, a Second Life avatar goes mental when logging in. She was quickly intercepted by Lindens and taken to external facilities. How did Lindens know about this? Easy, this is the first time an avatar returns to the grid. Lindens had anticipated this scenario, so they added a routine to […]Read More
In 2021, Linden is determined to enforce the staff visibility inworld, that’s why they will transform all engineers as Second Life Oompa Loompas. They will perform, sing and repeat gestures related to Oompas. According to our Insider, the song will be something like this: Oompa loompa doompety doo I’ve got a perfect bug for youOompa […]Read More
Our Insider claims Lindens are stealing prims from the Second Life server to build a new third grid. According to our sources, regions have an average superplus of 10 prims. The company is taking those 10 prims to other servers to build something else. Our spies haven’t managed to access the new project schematics yet. […]Read More
Our Mole in the company says Lindens dance the conga every time someone registers on Sansar. If you are wondering if alts count, our insider confirmed it. They do the same with alt accounts too. Lindens call that action “humping party in the office”. Linden CEO doesn’t join the conga party. Rumors say Ebbe Altberg […]Read More
Second Life Exorcist managed to expel the human inside a young avatar. The human had managed to posses the full body and was forcing the avatar to behave in strange and terrifying ways. We will keep the name of the avatar in secret to protect her identity. In order to chat with other people, the […]Read More
After 12 years of hard work, a beggar bot has become a billionaire in Second Life. We will keep a concealed identity of this avatar. “”I started like any other avatar, hunting for Money Trees and Lucky Chairs”. – She said. “Those were the good time for a beggar bot like me. I was single […]Read More
The Sphere Second Life Society is claiming all over the metaverse that Second Life is a sphere and not a flat world like Linden says. This is a group of evil and nasty avatars that normally meet in the same region and share stupid ideas. One of these ideas became the most stupid conspiracy theory […]Read More
Avatars can’t drink alcohol yet because Second Life is technically only 17 years old. Linden sent a memo to all the employees last month reminding everybody avatar are still underage, and buying booze and drinking is still illegal. “If avatars can’t drink, call it the Sober Grid” – someone yelled from the other side of […]Read More
Recent studies by Linden Lab have confirmed the theory that Second Life Generation Z users have no idea of many things. Are they ignorant? Hard to say. They don’t know how to use a map, unless it’s google maps. They don’t know how to stamp a letter and yes, they have no freaking idea what […]Read More
Second Life Serial Killer finds out in jail that her victims were never death. They were just teleported home. During her interview with the Second Life Gazette, she blamed Linden: “I always thought death was a serious game here. Not this prank. There ain’t no future for killer in this charade!!” – then she added. […]Read More
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