The Sphere Second Life Society is claiming all over the metaverse that Second Life is a sphere and not a flat world like Linden says. This is a group of evil and nasty avatars that normally meet in the same region and share stupid ideas. One of these ideas became the most stupid conspiracy theory […]Read More
Avatars can’t drink alcohol yet because Second Life is technically only 17 years old. Linden sent a memo to all the employees last month reminding everybody avatar are still underage, and buying booze and drinking is still illegal. “If avatars can’t drink, call it the Sober Grid” – someone yelled from the other side of […]Read More
Recent studies by Linden Lab have confirmed the theory that Second Life Generation Z users have no idea of many things. Are they ignorant? Hard to say. They don’t know how to use a map, unless it’s google maps. They don’t know how to stamp a letter and yes, they have no freaking idea what […]Read More
Second Life Serial Killer finds out in jail that her victims were never death. They were just teleported home. During her interview with the Second Life Gazette, she blamed Linden: “I always thought death was a serious game here. Not this prank. There ain’t no future for killer in this charade!!” – then she added. […]Read More
New Second Life breedables Rednecks have been introduced inworld. Unlike any other type of breedable like meeros, horses, feenux, dogs, butterfiles etc. they rarely breed with other companions, they like inbreeding. Buy a few rednecks and let them mate in your backyard. Unfortunately after a few generations, your rednecks will stop mating. They will spend […]Read More
The Second Life Girlfriend Project pretended to be give a sophisticated IA to all residents.Read More
A Cat Lady in Second Life has run out of prims. Linden Employees are not sure how to proceed since the Lady can't afford more tier.Read More
Philip Rosedale Alts have been found hidden in a region after a rolling restart. Soon, the alts will take a position in the BoardRead More
For Halloween 2020 Linden is preparing a new event that will affect residents in Second Life. They are trying a more immersive scenario. On Halloween Lindens will move around the grid with costumes threatening residents with 2 options: “Lag or Restart”. They won’t be allowed to take bribes and residents will have to pick up […]Read More
Dinosaurs were too laggy in Second Life. Recent studies confirm that it was not a mesh meteorite that cause extinction. It was lag.Read More
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