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Macho

Macho Composer is a Blogger in Second Life. He is irreverent, disrespectful. He tries to be witty but he always ends up being insane and sassy.

Conspiracy Theorists Say Second Life is a Sphere

The Sphere Second Life Society is claiming all over the metaverse that Second Life is a sphere and not a flat world like Linden says. This is a group of evil and nasty avatars that normally meet in the same region and share stupid ideas. One of these ideas became the most stupid conspiracy theory […]Read More

Linden Warns Second Life is Only 17, Avatars Can’t Drink Yet

Avatars can’t drink alcohol yet because Second Life is technically only 17 years old. Linden sent a memo to all the employees last month reminding everybody avatar are still underage, and buying booze and drinking is still illegal. “If avatars can’t drink, call it the Sober Grid” – someone yelled from the other side of […]Read More

Confirmed! Generation Z Users Don’t Know What Bullfighting is

Recent studies by Linden Lab have confirmed the theory that Second Life Generation Z users have no idea of many things. Are they ignorant? Hard to say. They don’t know how to use a map, unless it’s google maps. They don’t know how to stamp a letter and yes, they have no freaking idea what […]Read More

Serial Killer Finds Out in Jail Her Victims Were Always Teleported Home

Second Life Serial Killer finds out in jail that her victims were never death. They were just teleported home. During her interview with the Second Life Gazette, she blamed Linden: “I always thought death was a serious game here. Not this prank. There ain’t no future for killer in this charade!!” – then she added. […]Read More

New Second Life Breedables Rednecks

New Second Life breedables Rednecks have been introduced inworld. Unlike any other type of breedable like meeros, horses, feenux, dogs, butterfiles etc. they rarely breed with other companions, they like inbreeding. Buy a few rednecks and let them mate in your backyard. Unfortunately after a few generations, your rednecks will stop mating. They will spend […]Read More

Trick or Treat Will be “Lag or Restart” on Halloween

For Halloween 2020 Linden is preparing a new event that will affect residents in Second Life. They are trying a more immersive scenario. On Halloween Lindens will move around the grid with costumes threatening residents with 2 options: “Lag or Restart”. They won’t be allowed to take bribes and residents will have to pick up […]Read More